so my lovely cousin jamesisaacnovak doesn’t know who Alex Louis Armstrong is.
Now you know, cuz. now you know.
Can you feel the love tonight
If I shoot the sheriff, does Mary Poppins shoot the deputy?
Mary Poppins flies away holding an umbrella.
Mary Poppins can do what she wants.
What is the square root of butter
Anatomically speaking, the square root of butter must be derived from the levitational capabilities of chicken butt. As chicken butt is equal to the holding capacity of tomato paste, we must assume that the levitational capacity must not exceed 2 square r to the power of pizza. Pizza must not equal more or less than alligator feet times raw fish minus the weight of despair felt by collage students. Therefore we can conclude that the square root of butter is cloud strife.
if space were equal to time minus distance and light was negated by a dangerous force of inter-dimensional gravitation what is the chemical formula for glucose?
coffee shop AUs are lame i want more “characters must put on a high school production of hamlet and everything goes horribly wrong” AUs
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
This is the best.
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
May the odds be ever in your flavor.
allow me to introduce you to some things made by zuhair murad
and these are the times where i wish i has more than 2 dollars